Text: © Cj
Our dogs are equal, but mine are more equal than yours... My dog is an outcross, yours is a mongrel....
My dog is scent marking, your dog is pissing...
My dog has an independent search but your dog runs out of control....
My dog will hunt close, your dog is underfoot....
My dog is bold, your dog is a hammerhead...
My dog is steady to wing and shot, your dog is a slow starter...
My dog had a stop to flush... your dog took out the bird...
My dog has a pedigree, your dog just has papers...
My dog has a rough coat, yours is a hairy mess...
My hunting dog is productive, yours is just a meat dog...
My dog is on point but yours is just standing there...
My dog is a forceful retriever, your dog mangles the birds....
I have imported dogs, you bought yours from a foreigner....
My dog is stylish but I can't tell if yours is pissing or pointing....
My dog anticipated my command, your dog broke...
My dog is shedding, your dog lost it's undercoat...
My dog stands over a lot of ground, your dog is too damned big
My dog is calm, your dog isn't very alert...
My dog was force trained, yours has been beaten into submission....
My dog is pointing the birds close today, your dog has a poor nose...
My dog has an expanded search, yours runs all over the place...
My dog checked downwind of that cover, your dog missed it completely...
My dog has precise locations, yours gets on top of the birds...
My dog is methodical, yours is slow...
My dog checks for ground scent, yours dog tracks all the time...
My dog is not gun-shy, yours is probably deaf...
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